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1.
malform 04:50
if i think a thought out loud and i am alone will i take my own advice or will the trees that surround me start to absorb some sort of metaphor beyond what i intended but then i have to stop because i realize they're watching me conflate myself with something else generalize an entire patch of grass climb this mountain, see the soft serve scenery and off i go again spiraling down trivial trails that are absolutely lousy with sticks and stones it’s tough to ignore those i fluctuate between being obtuse and being obscene i’d prefer stability maybe i just don't know what the hell to do with this malformed state of mind wistfully wince while my memories meander overthink all of my conversations close my eyes, sink into the sunlit sky
2.
spry 03:28
pointin’ and clickin’ away plug it in and play instruction manual explains all the rules a fantasy escape a million miles away no matter what you say i’ll always have my way i need the top scores i gotta make the leaderboards knowing that i’m the best out of all of my friends but because of all the hours that i pour into this i barely even shower and my room is a mess so yeah you’re so tired of life you can’t even try nevermind and besides it’s not like this is your first fall down the well kill that witch cast her spell treasure chest ahead full of tons of loot a couple of gold doubloons a rare item or two it’s exactly what you’d expect to find down there it’s trope after trope and you don’t even care it’s boring as hell to watch so i don’t know how you can stare at these trivial electrons being flung into the air but what do i know a life defined by what you can or cannot do you are confined by strict guidelines that have no meaning outside of that second life you lead from office seating the hums and whirs of computers dominate your headspace overtake your eyesight continually assaulting every angle of the light that emanates freely from the wilds outside a vast unknown wasteland of societal delights battlestation activate headset on to concentrate mind set on a path to take but it’s too late
3.
down 02:33
4.
hop 02:48
misplaced the truth that we share it might be under my chair perhaps it’s covered by flair that is strategically placed overtop of the lies that decent people despise but seem to answer the cries of pseudo-primitive waste it’s such an obvious trap a golden shit is still crap the false equivalence is so fucking frivolous that it is a slap in the face to all the people and places with a shared interest in preserving the human race plausible deniability from this primordial ooze made out of anger and booze and a shunned sense of pride or feeling hung out to dry they emerged from the swamps and the community bogs spewing their internet waste toxic copy and paste echo chambers of various flavors laced with pills that are red in nature they hop from one to another with all their sisters and brothers a million strong and somehow disconnected from this life that we’re livin’ from dreary minute to minute it’s a drag i’ll admit but why step in your own shit?
5.
danny devito 01:39
danny devito
6.
wake up to my alarm beeping so i swing my arm around to shut it off, it’s way too loud and that’s when i realize my head is pounding god damn i’m hungover as fuck i need some water to chug; i head to the bathroom to take a piss and fill my nalgene at the sink beer for dinner, bad idea it’s not every day that i try something new but when i’m presented with the stoli challenge i’ll ride the rainbow with my crew smoking cigarettes during pull-up contests argue 'bout nothin' 'til i turn blue power hour with potent pilsners afterwards i had to boot (and rally!) went out on a friday night tried not to get into a fight, but of course there’s always a couple of bros that gotta go and take my bullshit literal cute girl down the length of the bar try to flirt but i don't get far, so i am destined to be alone but at least there's beer to drown my sorrows wizard sticks tower over my head delicious taquitos i got from sevs locking myself out of my room forgot i did, but i presume correcting people on their semantics it’s called beirut you fucking goons bottle of wine is drained and it’s late adult swim’s on, i’ll watch cartoons pointless degenerate i am a piece shit, don’t listen to me, i’m demonstrably an expert in terrible life choices shit fuck
7.
integer 01:39
8.
mexico 02:38
entering the ring is a man dressed in black pants made of spandex and a cape upon his back lights flashing in my eyes as he strikes a pose when suddenly another guy runs up and slaps his nose they engage in fisticuffs pretty much right away these masked marauding machismo masters of melee tantalizing crowds of folks with colorful displays of interesting headwear and acrobatic play tell me why you want to be a luchador is it cash, hella ass, or something more and if that’s true, i am as confused as your mask is laced i need to know why you don’t want to show your goddamn face getting back into the match, the man in black is down taking headbutts to the nuts while he lies on the ground the other dude in gold and blue is clearly in control humiliate the heel before the last submission hold the driving force behind these luchadors is commonplace a better life without the strife of the rat race it's quite the fight with dudes in tights and fancy clothes a metaphor that's at least endured in mexico
9.
lullaby 03:08
10.
valley 06:01
rain drops scatter through the morning air peppering my hair strewn about by wind the silver paint on my car melts into the fog designating grey as the color of the day i breathe in, i breathe out and unlock the door obligations on my mind, these everyday life chores pile on incessantly, it seems there’s no end contemplate my dismal fate while i drive to work again i wish i had just stayed in bed insulated from the things i dread getting sleep that i don't need neglecting my responsibilities cruisin' faster than i probably should couple minutes late, i blame the traffic moving slow even though i know i hit the snooze a couple times external factors are a bastard and a great scapegoat tedium, delirium, they go hand in hand every day it's all the same; repetitive and bland i feel binded, blinded by the walls of routine this valley is where i am damned to be, i’m stuck in between things i can’t see how the hell do i escape going through these escapades wondering why all the time i guess it’s just because
11.
rant 03:48
lacing up my shoes, gotta go escape physical exertion calms the nerves, and muffles the mind where these rants run rampant i rely on the runner’s high for solace from the everyday i don’t want to face get me out of this place listening to edit the sad parts in front of all of the chads and stacys on main street i'm feeling so cool but all they see is a sweaty guy with an angry face oh what a drag, such a backwards scene don’t mind me working through my bullshit publicly in my head it seems so positive for my mental health but if i don’t do this i start to fall apart dependent on sweating out these demons of mine visceral or otherwise listening to edit the sad parts in front of all of the chads and stacys on main street i'm feeling so cool but all they see is a sweaty guy with an angry face it’s just my way of putting all of my problems back, behind me running away and calling it a solution to just about everything i know it’s wrong, but i’m too tired to change
12.
persist 05:07
13.
14.
sometimes all i really wanna feel is love sometimes i'm angry that i feel so angry sometimes my feelings get in the way of what i really feel i needed to say if you stand in a circle then you'll all have a back to bite backlogged books on the seven wonders we're all so funny but he's lost the joke now our communication comes from one-lined jokes a stand up comic and a rock musician making so much noise you don't know when to listen why are you judging people so damn hard you're taking your point of views a bit too far i made my shoes shine with my coal but the polish didn't shine the hole if you stand in a circle then you'll all have a back to bite backlogged books on the seven wonders we're all so funny but he's lost the joke now our communication comes from one-lined jokes a stand up comic and a rock musician making so much noise you don't know when to listen think it over there's the air of the height of the high rollers and they'll do it again

about

a bunch of songs about everything and nothing, and then a couple of covers.

recorded in philadelphia, pa, in sporadic bursts, between july 2017 and january 2019.

credits

released April 12, 2019

all songs (except the covers) composed and performed by the first world kids:
mike shoolbraid - guitar, vox
joe sawa - bass, acoustic guitar, backup vox
kyle stambaugh - drums, percussion

addtl. instrumentation provided by:
adam laub - digital beach noises (track 9), midi marimba (track 13)

and, of course, the list of people yelling/singing danny devito on track 5, listed by recording date (thank you all so, so, so much):
mike shoolbraid, joe sawa, adam laub, richie taver, jeff shoolbraid, kenny miller, kyle stambaugh, ramon gadea, aaron schiff, sam pokras, and lucas kozinski

recorded by adam laub and bob iacono @ sleepless sound studio
mixed by adam laub
mastered by bob iacono

photo and artwork by mike shoolbraid

cassette by family fabric

thank you for listening.

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first world kids with first world problems Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

philly-based indierock trio that oscillates between goofy and moody for no particular reason. we do instrumentals sometimes.

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